The Republic of Tape Farmer 7 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its triple-decker prams, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.745 billion Tape Farmer 7ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 60.8%.

The all-consuming Tape Farmer 7ian economy, worth 453 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,024 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Mountain rescuers refer to their new gear as the 'watchamacallits' and 'thingymabobs', doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and Leader has a wardrobe full of fake designer suits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tape Farmer 7's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tape Farmer 7 is ranked 267,813^th in the world and 467^th in Taperegiona for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 39.73 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.